Outright
Chiefs · Super Bowl
Reunited with EB, healthier OL, Nagy out — the market still prices them like an also-ran.
Price taken+1600FanDuel
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NFC champion
Eagles · Win NFC
Minnion plus Grizzard unlocks what Patullo could not — Lemon adds the middle-of-field threat.
Price taken+1000
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Best record in NFL
Eagles · Best record
Steichen's scheme, Barkley, and the eighth-easiest schedule — Hurts with real play calling is worth +1600 for the #1 seed.
Price taken+1600
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AFC champion
Chiefs · Win AFC
Injury noise ignores the offense with EB back — Lamar, Burrow, and Mahomes’ rivals didn’t close last year.
Price taken+800FanDuel
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AFC East winner
Bills · AFC East
Miami crater, Jets unchanged, Patriots ride schedule regression — this price looks like a typo.
Price taken-135FanDuel
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Make playoffs
Cowboys · Yes
Christian Parker plus Caleb Downs — scheme and talent finally match the pass rush.
Price taken+100
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Saints season wins
Saints · Over 7.5
Staley takes over the defense, Tyson helps Tyler — schedule is the softest in the division.
Price takenO 7.5FanDuel
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Miss playoffs · Yes
Seahawks · Miss playoffs
Super Bowl hangover meets defensive exodus and OC loss — the West got tougher overnight.
Price taken—
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Seahawks season wins
Seahawks · Under 10.5
Same structural fade — too much turnover to stack double-digit wins.
Price takenU 10.5
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Giants season wins
Giants · Under 7.5
Nagy plus redundant draft capital — this win total is generous by several games.
Price takenU 7.5
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Reach NFC Championship Game
Eagles · Yes
Offseason upgrades point to another deep run — we’re pairing this with the AFC anchor.
Price taken+460
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Reach AFC Championship Game
Chiefs · Yes
Same macro thesis as the Eagles — roster and coaching setup for January football.
Price taken+400
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Reach NFC Divisional Round
Eagles · Yes
Low bar relative to ceiling — path sets up before the real NFC bloodbath.
Price taken+190
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Reach AFC Divisional Round
Chiefs · Yes
Mahomes health narrative overshoots — they’re still the division’s measuring stick.
Price taken+162
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NFC South winner
Buccaneers · NFC South
South remains winnable — Tampa still fields the most stable QB–coach spine.
Price taken—
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NFC North winner
Vikings · NFC North
North is volatile — Minnesota’s roster stack wins the tiebreaker math.
Price taken—
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Vikings season wins
Vikings · Over (posted total)
Aligns with the division ticket — add the posted number when you log the slip.
Price taken—
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Patriots season wins
Patriots · Under (posted total)
Schedule regression after a pillow-soft 2025 — wins compress fast.
Price taken—
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Miss playoffs · Yes
Patriots · Miss playoffs
Pair with the under — harder slate exposes the gap vs the AFC elite.
Price taken—
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Top goalscorer
Michael Olise
Form and talent justify a Dembélé-adjacent tier — worth the long price if he starts.
Price taken+4500
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Win Group F
Japan
Organized, cohesive, and entering with momentum — group-stage pricing lags the tape.
Price taken+375
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Lowest scoring team
Qatar · Lowest scoring team
Worst form, brutal group, no underdog hunger — project one goal across three group games at +1600.
Price taken+1600
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WNBA champion
Valkyries · WNBA Championship
Continuity plus real upgrades — the board still prices them like a year-one expansion team.
Price taken+2700FanDuel
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Valkyries season wins
Valkyries · Over 30
Same thesis as the title ticket — defense, depth, and chemistry clear this number.
Price taken+525FanDuel
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